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Favourite Race and Why?

I have 10 characters on Bronzebeard, and these are the races:

Human 2
Draenei 2
Night elf 3
Blood elf 1
Worgen 1
Gnome 1

First of all I have to add that they are all females, and as already stated, I don’t think I could ever play a male. So when it comes to favourite race, I am thinking of female race. If I had to choose male, hmm, Id probably go for male tauren, I have to admit I find them rather, erm sexy. They are so big and strong, and even though they scratch themselves all the time (just like real men!) and mooo’s, they are really masculine, rough and…a bit attractive! is that wrong?

Anywaaaay, female night elf used to be my favourite, I, as many others, are fascinated by elves. I like their height, their animations, voices and faces – especially with markings and the right hair style. However, seems something happened after Burning Crusade when blood elves and draeneis were introduced, sort of like the developers spent more money and time on creating the new races, they look so more detailed, in my opinion. I love the blood elves, they are so spicy, fun and pretty. They have a cute dance, pretty, green eyes and soft hair. Even earrings! Which I simply love, I have 74837984 pairs and simply need to wear them every day. Big fan! Also, all armor looks so good on them, blood elves are like the supermodels of WoW, and also my adult version of playing with a Barbie doll.

Isn’t she lovely

Still, the draenei is nr 1 for me. Their bodies are amazing. Their skin is smooth and flawless and I’d so kill for their breasts, slim waist and long legs. Their curves make the night elves look rather flat, and they move with such a grace and elegance, swinging their hips and shaking the tail to tease. Some might think the tentacles, horns and hooves are freaky, I’d say exotic. Also, the female draeneis got a laugh that can melt the coldest heart. Even though I’m not really into Lore, their story is interesting, epic and also sad. Draeneis are proven to be extremely intelligent with a natural affinity for magic in all of its forms. What’s not to like?

They seem to have some issues with steering panels and orientation in general, since their spaceship crashed in Exodar, leaving survivors feeling confused and lost. Now that’s a feeling I can relate to, so I hold them, if possible, even closer to my heart. I am a true draenei lover, give me any indigo skinned, long-legged beauty with glowing eyes and I will keep enjoying World of Warcraft for a long time.

Do you have any favourite race? If so, why?

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The female toons in WoW are hot. My night elf has the stunning breasts, my draenei's curves are close to perfection. The belf looks a bit like a 14 year old girl, but it works for her and shes damn sexy in her own arrogant way. My human lock has nice muscles, big purple eyes and long soft brown hair. And her smile, oh her smile can cause a wipe. 

I have earlier written about statistics when it comes to choosing a toon in WoW, and that 25 % of men chooses to play a female toon. My guildie said “If Im going to spend 5 hours a day watching a butt, I might as well make it a nicelooking one.”

Well said. SInce the male ones cant get close to the females on the hot-o-meter. The Blizzard creators probably spent ages forming the women, and put together the men the last 5 minutes before lunch. Argh!

Another player, Natassah, described the male toons like this:

Male human? Gorilla.
Male undead? Sorry, those bones are not appealing, no pun intended.
Male Nelf? Sorry, those glowy eyes look like something hiding under my bed.
Male Tauren? Food is not sexy.
Male Dwarf? Looks like his face was smashed with a brick.
Male Orc? Sorry, a man with an IQ of 7 squared is not sexy.
Male Gnome? If he's that short, he has to be short everywhere.
Male Troll? The hunchback is good for certain things (teehee), but the tusks are distracting.

This seems to be before Draeneis and Blood Elves, but the words “octopus” and “gay” are common descriptions among these. Did you know the male belfs got more muscles added in a patch to look more male? Kinda sad that big muscles is similar to being masculine, but thats another topic.

I decided to make one male of each race and try make it as irresistible as possible using the limited customize tools. Not cute, not cool, just “come here and undress me”-ish. This is the alliance version, I will do horde next time.

First one up is the dwarf. Most of them are male, and they are known to be strong and raw, a really testoseronboost. Sadly, most of them also look ancient. Different preferences of course, but mine is not getting it on with someone who looks partly like my great-great grandfather, partly like Santa Claus. 

And their beards and hair look sorf of sweaty and dirty. Not being a great fan of facial hair, this just doesnt work for me. Size is not that bad so some point for that. All in all, definately not a winner.

2 on hot-o-meter


Second in test is gnome. Can it be done? Can you feel attracted to someone you can carry in your pocket? Well, if you are gnome yourself the answer is probably yes. But for me, as a draenei? Good thing in attempting making a hot gnome is you can skip the facial hair. So he looks pretty young, which is good. And they come with a nice tan and haircuts that have been seen after birth of Christ. Also plus. Natassah said “if hes that short, he has to be short everywhere”. If his body is somehow proportioned this is probably true. But size isnt everything! And his eyes are kinda sexy imo.

Their weapons seem to scale with their lack of size, so they cant even put on a huge weapon to make girls more interested. Oh, you got shadowmourne? Thought it was your mining pick. Symphaty points for this.
A good 4 on hot-o-meter

Human males. Is it true that they are gorillas? Well, their arms sure are gorillaish. But the lack of body hair and fangs make me forget about this. I kinda think they got sexy thighs, and with some better armor than the noobish one this one is wearing, the results are very good.

Their voices are deep and masculine, and skintones are flattering. They seem a bit confused, or very serious, hard to tell the difference. They might not be the most intellectual ones, so if you are looking for someone to discuss the works of Jean Paul Sarte, you might wanna look elsewhere. This test is not about that either, so human male gets…

5 on hot-o-meter

Male draenies are often referred to as octupus, allthough I think they look more like a big, blue ball. Their arms are awful, but this goes for most toons until now. Seems Blizzard got a thing for steroid arms. I really tried making his head look sexier than this, but this result was best I could do. He looks a bit like a moose, but perhaps he can be rescued by the barber.

These guys come withougt tentacles, so no need to think you have an octopus in your bed (Or wherever you prefer). However, I choose to add some since I love being kissed and tickled on my neck, and I thought these might be exciting at that area. Theres also something majestic with the draeneis, I bet they pay at restaurants and hold up doors. The hooves, not that hot tbh. And their dance is very feminine. Still, theres something exciting about them, and rumours say they are very uhm, well equipped.

A very, very strong 4 on hot-o-meter!

Last, but not least…night elf male. “Sorry, those glowy eyes look like something hiding under my bed”, true or false? Hmm, I dont think I would worry too much about that. In fact, I never fancied make nelfs too much, but I think this one became pretty lovable. I chose a dress for him, and he still look good! Makes it more interesting, wonder what he wears underneath it? Must. Find. Out. Male nelfs look kinda silly when they walk imo. Like they just made an angry poo-poo or got shut in the leg. But in this test very little walking is required, and his sexy shoulders and chest makes up for that anyway. He could have a bit chesthair, which I sort of like, but thats prettu much the only thing I dont like about him.

His hair looks clean and seems to smell good,  his (sigh, gorilla)arms are strong and can probably pick you up, carry you away and put you carefully down in a soft field and…well, lets just say I wouldnt mind! In fact, Im going to give male nelf

6 on the hot-o-meter! Wohoo!

All in all: I think I got lower standrads than Natassah, thats for sure. Must say I got a bit excited after this test was done, almost willing to go back and have another look at the dwarf now! Which male do you prefer? Doesnt matter if you are not female in real life, do tell! Wish you all a hot, steamy night in Azeroth!