The creepy kids of WoW- part I

Posted: July 31, 2010 in Around Azeroth
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Some people say all children are cute. Omg, they are so wrong. There are so many kids out there that do not exactly make my ovaries scream for similar ones. Like the Alliance children. They are spooky! They all look like they are cut out from a scene from Oliver Twist or les Misérables. Not to mention you would think they have botox in chins, restylane in lips and waxed eyebrows! So. Not. Cute. Ever tried sites where you can upload pictures of yourself and see how you would like as a cartoon, manga, old, baby etc? Well, if you choose baby, chances are great you will end up looking like those kids.

But thats nothing compared to what makes them really really creepy! In Goldshire there is a leatherworking house, and inside it, on 2nd floor, there are 6 kids standing still, just staring at each other.  And..they are standing in a pentagram! Everyone knows pentagrams are scary stuff. And combined with waxed eyebrow kids…OMG! That is not all, though. It has been confirmed that they occasionally run out of the house, towards 5 different locations around Elwynn forest. And these locations make another pentagram! Also… when they return to house of akwardness early in the morning, you might hear a swosh-swosh sound followed by the words “You will die”. I am sure if you play the soundclip backwards you will get something even more creepier (George is dead?).  Finally: If you stand in the middle of the kids you are 666 yards from the Stormwind / Elwynn forest border. Iiiiiik!

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Comments
  1. Björn says:

    HooHoo, creeeeepy indeed…and plz be carefull and DON’T STAND IN THE MIDDLE…
    …you are too precious to us, and we don’t want you to die…
    …WhatTheF…oh noooo…I shouldnt have come….aaaaAaaAaaaargh

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